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Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24465) - you deserved it (1862)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

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They weren't seeing dogs, they were just bored.

#2 - On 07/26/2012 at 2:45am by Krirn

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50 points a kill, you'll prestige in no time!

#1 - On 07/26/2012 at 2:45am by dude1122332

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