Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
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Krirn 21
They weren't seeing dogs, they were just bored.
dude1122332 9
50 points a kill, you'll prestige in no time!
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Comments (194)
awsome13 10
Don't ever bring a real dog in there
mrphychrs 5
PETA is gonna be pissed
lexi365 20
PETA kills their own animals though...
FurryRocks 10
People Eat Tasty Animals
s0m3guy2010 21
Did you kill the imaginary dogs with a real gun? That could be why everyone was screaming.
justjazzmyn 3
what part of your job would that be listed under?
RaggleFrock 13
It would be listed under "the charter or residents rights" assuming they are in the uk.
FML_Master2133 6
That has nothing to do with this situation... The dogs on CoD are not imaginary.
legitkitty 11
Poor dogs :3
j_cat187 20
I'll have whatever pills the old folks are having.
Takuya272727 16
I think a correct term would be mass hysteria, in a way...
99megster 15
Theyre probably all trolls. They didnt see no imaginary dogs, they just wanted to watch you act like a fool.
Nekogami 14
Any dogs* didn't* they're*. Also, use a period instead of comma.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Suck a dick who th **** made you the grammar police!
AwsumShyGuy 12
"they're just wanted?"
lolfood 24
A semi-colon would work better in that case.
Cheverez 8
I hope I'm like that when I'm old
MonsterCommenter 4
Maybe you should change jobs from helping the elderly to the local pound...