By Infiltrator4444 - 26/07/2012 01:11 - United States - Lexington
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I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."
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I bet your dad's is tiny
One day, I came home and saw a piece of paper with line markings laying on our table. When I asked what it was for, I was told by my boyfriend that he used it to measure his penis and saved it to show me. He also has measured the circumference, he says he can burst open a toilet paper roll....
I dont think he should be laughing. If youve got a small dick, you must have inherited it from someone...
If you have long hair, take evasive maneuvers and say you were measuring that.