By Infiltrator4444 - United States - Lexington Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 11777 You deserved it 38399 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share Infiltrator4444 tells us more : I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."