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Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23793) - you deserved it (2877)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

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That's a pretty damn good prank

#3 - On 12/30/2011 at 6:03am by nahgemoohc

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Thats great, I might use this

#4 - On 12/30/2011 at 6:03am by imustbeinsane

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