Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, I stayed late at the office to finish work and thought I was alone. I put on my headphones and started singing along to Sabrina Carpenter at full volume while filing paperwork. Halfway through, I turned around to see our cleaning staff staring at me. FML
Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML
Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
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Wizardo 34
That only means your boss thinks your singing is pretty good... That or he wanted to get all the windows replaced.
DocBastard 40
That prank was a real Whopper. You mayo not think you have a single McNugget of self esteem left, but don't worry - karma will ketchup to your boss in the end.
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Comments (64)
SpikedKnuckles 8
Haha what a beauty!
gurly98 13
Indeed
depocadoll 15
AHAHAHHAA! Omg :') that sucks, but I would have done the same thing. Just smile and nod. Own it. What else can you do?
KawaiiCupcake 14
OP is a future celebrity :P
Wizardo 34
That only means your boss thinks your singing is pretty good... That or he wanted to get all the windows replaced.
_GoodGuy 11
I think he may have been singing "I got my cheese and fries, cheese and fries. Shake... Shake... Shake"
Enslaved 38
"Now if she does it like this, will you do it like that? Now if she touches like this, will you touch her right back? Shake shake, shake shake, a-shake it"
Wizardo 34
'Our milkshake brings all the students to the yard, damn right its cheaper than yours, damn right its more toxic than yours, our milkshake brings all the students to the yard.'
kathryn14 19
I hope you sing well.
Poppipuff 14
Sue him! *quickly leaving*
stepherz89 17
That's so mean of your boss. Lol. Especially if you aren't exactly the best singer. Best thing to do is laugh it off
goodoldave 17
Hmmm... Did you get an applause?
hnz 13
If you've got a nice voice than it's free advertising! Maybe you'll get talent spotted
Catkam623 27
Let me guess is your new name American idol?
mmoroney9 5
Thats how all the greats started, I heard that skrillex was working at his local alien transmission institute and decided to make it into music.
DerrickJames 33
He was with FFTL before becoming Skrillex.
DocBastard 40
That prank was a real Whopper. You mayo not think you have a single McNugget of self esteem left, but don't worry - karma will ketchup to your boss in the end.
Stalkerloo 11
Doc, you're making me hungry. Doc. Stahp.
ChronicBluntz420 7
That was wack Docbastard.
Jiplo 18
Was this pun off of the Dollar Menu?
GRgoldfish 19
I would say that this isn't that bad, but then I would be lying. good luck op.