Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2011 at 9:00am / Malaysia / Work
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Show your switch blade skills on his face.
#2 - On 12/13/2011 at 12:55pm by txgirl2013
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This is why I'm not having kids
#5 - On 12/13/2011 at 12:57pm by GhettoXmuffin
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