robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
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Comments (206)
Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
BehindU 5
Didn't know elderly people had bananas to just throw at random carolers
Pokeemon 3
This FML reminds me of that asdf movie where the UFO attacks and they all throw cheese at it.
jackassiddy 8
This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N.. No? Anyone? *crawls back in hole*
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
plasticspoon 0
Win^
borntoperform 14
Sounds like a waste of produce
You_Need_Soap 6
I'm hearing "ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone..."
DQEight 8
Someone dig another hole..
DrDilllonReese 12
I'll gladly provide the next boulder..
labudamike 6
I'll gladly provide a huge banana to close the hole
DrDilllonReese 12
No, that's what the boulder's for. Now we need to dig another hole to put you in.
uniongirl02 0
That's what she said
Muslimgal92 0
Bananas freaking hurt!! Fyl
Faralen 10
I respect you for not saying first.
changesinme 0
They were feeding the singing monkey, or that was what they saw!
MrSarcasm 4
They just wanted OP to get bent, I don't see what's wrong with that.
Naitsi 19
emty for roses?
Jovecove 13
They went bananas...
absover 0
1- Your joke was lame but punny :) (see what I did there)
ledstratdak 0
that's why I don't feed elderly.
robincakes94 8
I use to think I had a great singing voice. Those bananas scarred me for life... Smh
cruxx 0
Ohi ^
bugmenotmofo 34
What ever happened to throwing tomatoes?
happyfailure 4
That sucks :/ sorry OP
D37H100 5
You're thinking about the wrong kind of banana, you don't suck this kind :P
labudamike 6
Black?
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
At least it wasn't hot chilly day.
saddgurl 0
I bet it was a Jewish nusing home
rattusrattus 19
I thought one traditionally threw tomatoes at bad performers? Bananas wouldn't squishsplode in the same way unless they were really overripe...
Fruit_Dealer 9
I find this FML relevant to my interests.
JennyBear101 0
Ohioh gonna eat my chicken!!!
kikidi 6
No, you deserved it for carolling in November
Wheredidgrungego 12
I guess one could say they.... went bananas?
CuteDumBlonde64 11
*BARF* That was terrible....
SuperKnuckels 6
stupid people Repeating the same pun. Geezus...
beastmode21 0
atleast he didnt put the "*puts on sunglasses*" shit
alwaysmadi 9
maybe they were giving you a snack, that's how my grandma gives me food.
shazza26 1
166, cool story bro
IamDre 5
Were they ripe?
marzipanimal 15
Hopefully.(:
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
The bananas or the erderly?
greg84_fml 21
Free food!
Jorcar 8
Bananas are better than their dentures OP. Be thankful.
EffinToofer 3
I would have thrown something with a little more substance at OP. It's not even December yet, what's with the caroling?
Jorcar 8
You know how it is, Christmas celebrating starts sooner and sooner every year.
goingsolo211 8
Throw them back!
teague95 16
grandma got run over by a reindeer
iRiS890 5
*grandma got smacked in the face with a banana...
Livencountry 5
**** the reindeer, Grandma got mauled by a nanner.
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
They were throwing the bananas as if they were roses. Their elderly and can't touch prickly surfaces.
bitchslapped22 14
The elderly can do whatever they want!
Jimboom 12
Well.. they are old and their hearing isn't so good. They probably thought you were singing "Yes! We Have No Bananas"