Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

by DontGetSlapped / 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation

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  • it's all about priorities

    #1 - On 02/18/2013 at 3:04am by karlcolt45

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  • We see where her loyalties lie, with the hot pockets. Now we know for sure bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks.

    #2 - On 02/18/2013 at 3:04am by iloveshim

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