Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my already disabled mother is on the brink of becoming bedridden due to her weight. I flat out refused to buy fast food or unhealthy food to keep in the fridge. She started screaming through the wall that I was beating her, until the neighbors called the cops. Sadly, this isn’t the first time. FML
Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, my mother is upset that I won’t share things with her anymore. This is the woman who spent my entire childhood gossiping about every teeny tiny detail of my life, and used my suicide attempt as a way to garner pity for herself. Yeah, no thanks. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
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Top comments
karlcolt45 19
it's all about priorities
iloveshim 14
We see where her loyalties lie, with the hot pockets. Now we know for sure bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks.
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Comments (85)
noelasis94 18
I'd say your mom took a course in intelligence 101 but she also sounds cold and apathetic you could learn a thing or two
aly_pinay22 8
You should fake having cancer to her and see how that makes her feel.
supportcommand 17
She needs to be careful, karma can be a real bitch. Might come to find that hot pockets cause cancer.
misspennycakes 7
Karmas not real
KixiSummer 10
Excuse me 24, Are you really saying that karma isn't real which is part of a (my) religion. Do not make me come over there and hit you with your own ignorance.
laden_swallow09 35
To ahead and do it, 36. I wanna watch!
supportcommand 17
Ya 36- go beat him up because he doesn't believe in something you believe in. I don't believe in god. Wanna come beat me up too?
asherah14 7
Ironically, you're right. Many hot pockets contain known carcinogens, from MSG to sodium nitrites and sodium nitrates, to disodium guanylate and disodium inosinate.
supportcommand 17
And let's not forget about all those "micro waves" you blast through it for 2 or 3 min.
gracehi 33
46, It's one thing to say you don't believe in something. It's another to say it isn't real. It can come off as undermining and disrespectful at times to overtly denounce the existence of something somebody has faith in, rather than simply your belief in it's existence.
gracehi 33
Although I do find it ironic that someone who believes in something often associated with pacifism is threatening violence.
miura_fml 17
It shouldn't really surprise you that she said that to you since you already know how much of a goblin she already is. At least you seem like a better person than her, that's always great.
Suaria 38
I've personally never had a hot pocket because my parents are really into healthy foods. But your mom reminds me so much of me. I would probably consider the hot pockets mine, and probably react the way she did. No one steals my food without getting me annoyed!
DDCA 24
Those who cry wolf get what they deserve.
simoncat 11
You have an immature, melodramatic, lying mother. Sorry. Buy a new pack. The cost is worth not having to Listen to the bitch, bitch.
mccrightp 29
Did you EVER stop to think that the Hot Pockets cured her cancer?
allie2590 31
If anything, I think hot pockets would give you cancer...
katykoolcat 13
I don't wish nothing bad onto anyone, But thats very low to fake cancer many people are dying from it its not something minor to be faking very pathetic!!
misslifeguard 7
Your mom is a bitch
LissaMccracken 23
No, OP is a bitch!! It was the LAST hot pocket! Her poor mother probably had to starve to death...