By Adalia - 03/10/2009 15:38 - United Kingdom
The Top
Waste of time
By Sick - 17/07/2022 22:00 - Chile - Santiago
Slippery
By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 04:00
By Poop - 02/10/2009 01:09 - United States
No you don't
By Triangle - 06/05/2025 12:00 - United States - San Jose
Move on, dude
By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 10:00
Pest control
By Anonymous - 11/05/2025 22:00 - United States
By Rael - 29/09/2009 18:36 - United States
Rael tells us more.
Vengeance is mine
By Anonymous - 14/11/2023 22:00
Fridge Fail
By FML Approved - 24/10/2017 03:00 - United States - New York
Is that even legal?
By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 00:00
Late afternoon drifting
By TheStingStings - 15/05/2025 12:00 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 17:21 - United States - Rocklin
Top o' the mornin' to ya
By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 00:00 - United States - Littleton
Cost effective
By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 00:00
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By Non-active - 25/09/2009 18:22 - United States
Thanks wasn't given
By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 18:00
Intervention
By nazooer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Snaked
By Drained - 30/05/2025 00:00 - Japan - Tokyo
Short king
By 26 year old - 30/11/2023 16:00
DIY
By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States
Cat mojo
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By Caroline - 24/02/2013 09:34 - Denmark - Copenhagen
Avoidance
By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 18:00
By Mojo0608 - 05/03/2014 16:11 - United Kingdom - Twickenham
Mojo0608 tells us more.
So I've never really been one for fake nails and I used to play the violin so I kept them as short as possible which is a habit I've kept. They aren't that long really (nowhere near claw length), so when my mum asked I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Um, yeah... No... I'm still on the toilet... Well not really, but I'm going to try getting these off as soon as I can, they're just weird to me. I think my mother will "nail" the exam, thanks for the puns and sympathy! :)
Denial
By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland
By MeanGina - 20/02/2013 06:33 - United States - Cookeville
MeanGina tells us more.
Hello, OP here. Sorry I was a little ambiguous. To clarify, I mean a $2/hour raise. I didn't even think about how they handle salaries in other countries. Sorry. Second, this was a department wide raise, not specific to me, so my performance had nothing to do with it. I think the final bit of contention was why would I move across state for less than a $2/hr raise. Well, I'm desperate, for one, and it was around a $1.50/hr raise. Also, most of my family lives in the area that I am moving to, so I figured if I kept having financial problems I at least wouldn't end up homeless. I'm at the point where I just don't have enough to pay my bills (which are mainly student loans), so I just had to get more income... What makes it even worse is that if I had been able to stay, I would have been eligible for a $3/hr raise after a few months...for a total of $5 more an hour than I make now. No such luck at the new place. And I *did* discuss this move with the company, the raise was passed down directly from the top of the company and my boss knew nothing about it until a week before I was set to transfer. I couldn't back out because I had already officially accepted the new position. So yeah, FML.
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Well, the worst part of it was what I saw when I was driving on the way back to my dorm. Somebody driving past with the sticker in the same place mine was. It just pisses me off. Like the guy with the Mustang I see every day. He can't ever get a real parking spot, so he's always parked in the Service Vehicles spot. I never see a ticket on his windshield. This is at NAU, btw. Yes, they are fucktards about this shit.