By Isuckreallybad - 6/2/2021 21:30 - United States Narcolepsy Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML I agree, your life sucks 719 You deserved it 291 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/2/2021 16:01 - United Kingdom - Blackpool Gratitude walks Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML I agree, your life sucks 1279 You deserved it 120 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/2/2021 00:30 Set phasers to stun Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because there was “something missing”, which was the lack of sex we had because she didn’t feel good about her body. Less than three hours after crushing my heart, she posted about how hard it will be to have a "hoe phase" during a pandemic. FML I agree, your life sucks 1184 You deserved it 114 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco That's… sexy Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML I agree, your life sucks 875 You deserved it 252 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 14:01 - Australia Thanks, I hate it Today, I received my first dick pic from my boyfriend. Problem is, we broke up 3 weeks ago and his next message said, "Oops, sorry, wrong person." FML I agree, your life sucks 876 You deserved it 124 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 00:30 Not a biology major Today, after we had sex for the first time, my boyfriend shouted, “Huzzah! My genes will live on!” We used a condom. FML I agree, your life sucks 814 You deserved it 168 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/2/2021 22:57 Meme wars Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me via a meme. What the fuck? With a friend of mine as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 736 You deserved it 87 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/1/2021 16:59 No one is that good in bed, surely Today, my ex-boyfriend is still stalking me after several years. I asked him why he doesn't just move on and let me be. He replied that I drove him crazy one time when we were intimate. FML I agree, your life sucks 838 You deserved it 91 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/1/2021 20:01 Parting gift Today, the girl who lived downstairs and who was also sleeping with my guy moved out. She left a stack of my mail she had been taking at my door. FML I agree, your life sucks 804 You deserved it 72 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/1/2021 17:01 - Panama - Cuba Send nudes Today, my boyfriend said he regrets loving or even meeting me because of the distance between us, and because I won't send nudes. FML I agree, your life sucks 797 You deserved it 226 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xenutja - 29/1/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery Hate sex Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML I agree, your life sucks 855 You deserved it 115 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/1/2021 11:01 Judgmental Today, I just had an argument with my father. He claimed that if a woman is covered in tattoos, it's quite clear that she's a whore. He said so in front of my girlfriend, who has tattoos all over her arms. FML I agree, your life sucks 1101 You deserved it 139 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/1/2021 05:01 Rookie mistake Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend. Two weeks before Valentine's day. She expects me to buy her a present because we've known each other for a while, and apparently thinks it's more than a drunk hookup. FML I agree, your life sucks 274 You deserved it 1425 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/1/2021 23:01 Right in the pecker Today, my girlfriend and I got into a nasty fight. After a few hours, she wanted to give me a blowjob, so I thought we weren't mad at each other anymore. Turns out she was still mad because she bit my penis. FML I agree, your life sucks 855 You deserved it 362 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/1/2021 00:58 - United States - Edmond Say nothing Today, right now, my husband is on the phone with his friend. Last night I had a dream I was cheating on him with this friend. FML I agree, your life sucks 297 You deserved it 646 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/1/2021 02:01 Alcoholics of the world, get help Today, I know my life is awesome when my partner and I have to plan watching movies and having sex around his drinking schedule. FML I agree, your life sucks 742 You deserved it 178 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Really jealous - 26/1/2021 09:31 - India Creeped out Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML I agree, your life sucks 1194 You deserved it 178 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brenden - 25/1/2021 13:59 Sucker Today, my ex-girlfriend called me say she needed her car repaired. I fixed it as fast as I could so she could get back on her way, only to find out she’s on her way to my friend's place to have her guts rearranged. FML I agree, your life sucks 728 You deserved it 568 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/1/2021 22:59 Woman DESTROYS her sex life with FACTS and some sort of LOGIC Today, I'm horny as hell, but I'm such a germaphobe that I don't want to be touched by anyone else, and now, after looking in the mirror and seeing how disgusting I look, I can't even touch myself, not with a vibrator, my hand or a 10-foot pole. FML I agree, your life sucks 514 You deserved it 726 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThatIsNotIt - 24/1/2021 04:02 - United Kingdom Underperforming Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML I agree, your life sucks 2047 You deserved it 125 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/1/2021 17:01 - Australia Traditions suck Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 1587 You deserved it 142 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Death_Arc_Angel - 22/1/2021 09:09 - Trinidad and Tobago - Fyzabad Mystery Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1103 You deserved it 110 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/1/2021 14:31 - Australia - Adelaide Confused Today, I drunkenly hooked up with a meth dealer I just met online. Of course this occurred at his place, since he's on home detention for drug trafficking - ankle bracelet and all. Worst part? I really liked it. FML I agree, your life sucks 230 You deserved it 1697 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/1/2021 23:01 Cool moves Today, I tried pouring water on myself like in Coyote Ugly to the song "Pour Some Sugar On Me." I ended up waterboarding myself and I didn’t stop until the pitcher was done. I felt like I was drowning the whole time, and my partner knew from the choking sounds. FML I agree, your life sucks 208 You deserved it 1221 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/1/2021 20:02 - Canada - Kitchener In the dark Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML I agree, your life sucks 534 You deserved it 887 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/1/2021 11:02 Too Much Information Today, I found out that my cross-dressing father and my recently deceased mother were having a much more "open" relationship then they'd let on, when the sheriff's department finally gave me mom's phone back. FML I agree, your life sucks 804 You deserved it 123 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/1/2021 23:01 Supportive Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent me 5 pictures of his wife in a small bikini, saying, “Guess who doesn’t have your problems?” FML I agree, your life sucks 1188 You deserved it 271 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/1/2021 11:01 Technology hates humans Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML I agree, your life sucks 1122 You deserved it 219 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kikuhime - 17/1/2021 02:01 Oh, hello Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 1702 You deserved it 82 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By StarvedForAffection - 13/1/2021 17:01 - United States - Midlothian Good girl Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 836 You deserved it 218 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today I cried and left because my dad was saying my s/o of 7 years is shit and that he wanted to hurt him just because he didn't want to share an icecream... I agree, your life sucks 23 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today my folding table collapsed destroying one of my roommates favorite cups. A few days ago I already destroyed her favorite cup, now I have to explain... I agree, your life sucks 12 You deserved it 4 0 Comments