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Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26793) - you deserved it (4811)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:58am - money - by INeedMoney - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I'll send you some XD

#2 - On 01/28/2012 at 5:36am by bethyc4

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#5 - On 01/28/2012 at 5:38am by pm_sky

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