ChevRooon
United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dr_Gip
United States
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
AbsentMindedGal
United States
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Mike
Stranded
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
GodMemory_AbsentMind
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
WhoopteeDooDoo
United States
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
sorrygranny
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
In this economy?!
Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML
stranded
United States
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Damn_her
Canada
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
casey
United States
Almost made it
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
You're stupid
funkyshit 0
pay n run! (ur doin it wrong)
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aaronfuegopop 7
You're stupid
McDonaldsworker 4
If your stupid and you know it clap your hands!
McDonaldsworker 4
Of course if you want to PROVE to someone that your are stupid you can dance around while clapping!!!
GoW_Chick 15
*dances around while clapping* What it sounded like fun... don't judge me!
thatKidzmOm 10
It's you're. :-D
hutch8429 0
That's why McDonald is clapping his hands. :-)
dirtroadboy 7
27, its your.. Otherwise it would be, clap you are hands. Nice try tho.
dirtroadboy 7
Wait, my appologies, didn't see the first your. Fail on my behave, 27 you're correct
Sparks808 10
I believe he meant the first 'your' as in... If you are happy and you know it..... Nice try, though.
McDonaldsworker 4
Holy McFrickens My (grammatical) bad:( Hope I spelled that right lol
MelTheGreat 23
Shut up.
Todeswalzer 14
You all shut up
DooleyFTW 17
No you shut up 61!
ParalegalNurse 0
Ha McFrickens . Stolen.
angel948 9
Funny how 1's profile picture goes oh so well with 20's comment.
lebronesque73091 12
What a goofball.
kittenvks 11
What's funny is that someone would jump on 35's misspelling of you're but no one mentioned that behave should have been behalf. :)
jacobboothe 2
Haha lol
kaylamahoney90 12
I am sure the next person to go to the pump was thankful.
MustangGirl72 9
How do you forget to pump your gas that you just paid for?
teague95 16
being an idiot probably has something to for with it
teague95 16
to do*
MustangGirl72 9
I can understand forgetting to put the fuel cap back on because let's be honest, who hasn't? But completely forgetting to pump it? That's a whole new level of forgetfulness. Or stupidity. I haven't decided.
Dracoboxer357 36
46- Perhaps now isn't the best time or place to admit I've done that once myself? Getting off of a night shift on 3 hours of sleep left me with barely enough brain cells functioning to drive my truck, much less put gas into it. I did figure it out 3 minutes later though and returned to actually fill it, with much laughing from the attendant. ;p
MustangGirl72 9
At least you remembered before getting home haha, but with three hours of sleep I guess I can see it happening. I'm now curious as to why OP forgot. Perhaps he was in the same situation as you?
Airman1988 9
Alzheimer's?
bmwguy01 8
he is just helping the gas station with all the people that have drove off without paying!
amphetamin3 17
49- it actually happens quite often. I work at a gas station. just yesterday a regular came in, put $20 on pump 7, started talking to someone then drove off. called an hour later saying he forgot to pump & he would be back later. lol. so don't feel so bad (:
Dracoboxer357 36
123- lol, thanks, feel loads better. :) The only reason I remembered though, was the low fuel light came on, not due to a fantastic memory or anything. ;) I easily could have the been the guy calling back that night after I slept....if i didn't feel too foolish to admit it. :)
chogle 8
I like how everyone assumes that OP is a moron because they forgot to pump their gas. Sure it's an unfortunate mistake, but it doesn't automatically mean that OP is dumb. We all make mistakes.
twisted_cherub 14
At least you remembered quickly enough. I work at a gas station and once had to deal with a guy screaming & cursing at me because his girlfriend had forgotten to pump her gas 6 hrs earlier, during the busiest time of day. Someone else had pumped the gas & he acted like it was my fault. Some days the a**holes make me want to burn the store down.
badass243 6
probably didnt go far.
EatnBeef 7
Think of It as paying it forward. A lot of you don't understand this but some of you do
goodoldave 17
Op you suck at life!
funkyshit 0
pay n run! (ur doin it wrong)
McDonaldsworker 4
Next thing that'll happen is bank robbers giving the cashier a bag full of money and a note saying "just put all the money in my savings account the banks of America can steal it from average americans better than me"
OG_Treezy 2
Dumbass..
TourettesGuyFTW 26
^^why is this comment being thumbed down when it's true? I hate this planet's inhabitants. Now thumb me down too dumbasses.
Stallion91 6
No! We will thumb you up, good sir!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
No you wont good stallion. But good to know that people do as I say!! muah hah haa!!
markrs 0
81- You're an inhabitant too. You must not make any mistakes huh? You also must feel like God sitting at home and watching time fly by from the sidelines. Sorry some of us are SO BUSY with hectic schedules that we make so many mistakes that we get to be called dumbass by you. Yeah, it's true sometimes but the way you worded it seemed ignorant. Why don't you get off your high horse and be like Icarus and fly to the sky my friend. Let's see who lasts longer. The world full of atrocities, or the one ex-inhabitant who apparently is never a dumbass so he gets to say it's true.
kittenvks 11
All of this over one word?
AllyC1023 4
Well one lucky person gets free gas today then. Nice OP
yahoowizard 16
He's trying to be like the hit in the Progressive commercials, in anonymous form
yahoowizard 16
Guy*, not hit
bbedlock_fml 7
Try calling the gas station and explain what happened and see if you can go back and pump the gas. If not, FYL.
SpiritOfFire 8
You should go to the cashier, pump your car with cash then forget to pay him the gas :]
McDonaldsworker 4
lol silly you, Point is though that OP totally forgot about pumping at all, like they were high on smack (I know forgetfulness can be a sign of drug addiction, another sign of drug use is driving, I know this because 89% of drug dealers drive cars) lol
monamonkey 4
doublavay 0
I've definitely done this
CallMeBloo 31
I'm always afraid that I'm going to do this. Sometimes I feel like I have to keep telling myself I haven't gotten the gas yet if I end up paying for it inside.