ChevRooon
United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dr_Gip
United States
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
AbsentMindedGal
United States
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Mike
Stranded
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
GodMemory_AbsentMind
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
WhoopteeDooDoo
United States
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
sorrygranny
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
In this economy?!
Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML
stranded
United States
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Damn_her
Canada
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
casey
United States
Almost made it
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
You're stupid
funkyshit 0
pay n run! (ur doin it wrong)
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McDonaldsworker 4
Aww, how sweet of you! (basically pay for gas for someone else) Uhh, unless you didn't mean to, in which case that sucks! You could try going back and telling the gas station about what happened...I wouldn't though 'cause I would be so embarrassed.
MustangGirl72 9
In this economy, I'd rather go back and get my gas instead of worrying about embarrassment.
arttyruiz 7
Especially since gas is so expensive! You can't afford to fill up other peoples tanks!
xxkimmyt 9
You're stupid.
WCARlover 35
I would've gone back...pride is not worth wasting precious gas money over
knzrrr 4
It is when your broke and thats all the gas money you have got.
McDonaldsworker 4
lol #68 cracks me up lol
ICaughtFire 4
68, maybe you should read 17's comment again, slowly this time.
WoshJinchell93 11
Yyyeeeepppp. Would-tear17.
WCARlover 35
What?
WoshJinchell93 11
Means I think 17 is pretty.
WCARlover 35
Oh lol thank you
OverTheeTopp 0
lol I always do this at drive thru's
Enslaved 38
I'll admit it, I've done that also.
GoW_Chick 15
You were just passing on the savings, you could star in a commercial, and make friends with the auto insurance guy, I bet he'd be fun to hang out with.
nathanc3433 7
Lol... Nice comment
ninjuh_wingman 29
This almost seems impossible for any normal person to do.
Fmlsea 28
Blonde moment
rocketsaucev2 3
I don't get it. What did you pay for? Why didn't you put the gas in your tank then pay for that?
MustangGirl72 9
Not all of them work like that. Sometimes you have to pay before pumping.
azad_fml 0
It doesn't work like that where I live :(
5HT2A 5
Lol complete pothead move. Hope you went back after realizing though, if not then you're an idiot.
McDonaldsworker 4
Yep OP should quit smoking harmful evil pot, what other drug could OP use though? I don't think a meth head would have forgotten ...might wanna get all the facts first though before you try it...don't meth around!
tmd4L 7
I wish I was the person who was at the pump behind you.
AcidLacedBong 5
Lay off the drugs OP
WoshJinchell93 11
Coming from someone whose name is "acidlacedbong" Hmmmm.....
AcidLacedBong 5
Well at least I have never paid for and subsequently not pumped my gas!!! While I do partake in marijuana I actually have never and will never do LSD. The name acidlacedbong is an impossibility and therein lies the beauty of the name. If someone where to lace a bong with acid the condensation from the water and smoke would burn the acid into nothingness before the smoke ever reaches ones mouth!!! :-)