ChevRooon
United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dr_Gip
United States
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
AbsentMindedGal
United States
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Mike
Stranded
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
GodMemory_AbsentMind
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
WhoopteeDooDoo
United States
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
sorrygranny
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
In this economy?!
Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML
stranded
United States
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Damn_her
Canada
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
casey
United States
Almost made it
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
You're stupid
funkyshit 0
pay n run! (ur doin it wrong)
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Epsilonyx 15
I've done that before. Needless to say, I went back and had a tense but silent encounter with a large Mexican gangster pumping 15 bucks worth as I slowly passed by him in my car.
bubo_fml 11
Next visit, shop lift a case of beer...You've already got a built in excuse to tell the Po-Po!
bubo_fml 11
When you did this, were you dressed up in a pink tu-tu like the 'meter fairy' in 'Jackass?'
5HT2A 5
Lol or did someone randomly jump out from your trunk screaming pretending to be a hostage?
nathanc3433 7
You should of kept that one to yourself
yuggi1 11
"Oh, sweet! Someone left $20 worth of gas. Thank you, Jesus." You just made someone very happy, OP. xD
goodfella925 0
Good thing you didnt forget the car....
BarDownDaily 12
So how did you know how much to pay?
JAB2010 1
Sometimes, people go in, give the cashier however much they want to spend on the gas, and then go pump it (prepay)..
desireev 18
Where I live, there's signs everywhere at the gas stations saying 'PRE-PAY FOR YOUR GAS-----VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED.' That was convenient. I was pumping gas at the Korner Store. I could read the sign word-for-word. :)
polkadot3155 6
I was wondering the same thing haha I had never heard of pre paying for gas until I read these posts..
Rachaelc23 8
*cough*dumbass*cough*
GoW_Chick 15
Need a Ricola for that pesky cough..?
desireev 18
Or the 'Nighttime, coughing, aching, sneezing, best-sleep-you-ever-got-with-a-cold medicine.'
fancyclown 9
Dude was probably laughing his ass off inside.
SharonMarie 2
live in jersey:) and you won't have to ever worry about it! lol