Transportation: Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off...

By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By Mike - 29/06/2021 02:01

Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML

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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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By WhoopteeDooDoo - 12/10/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

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By sorrygranny - 21/01/2013 16:11 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML

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By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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By Damn_her - 05/03/2009 00:04 - Canada

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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aaronfuegopop 7

Friday 27 January 2012 8:39

You're stupid

funkyshit 0

Friday 27 January 2012 8:40

pay n run! (ur doin it wrong)

Comments

Epsilonyx 15

Friday 27 January 2012 9:19

I've done that before. Needless to say, I went back and had a tense but silent encounter with a large Mexican gangster pumping 15 bucks worth as I slowly passed by him in my car.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 27 January 2012 9:23

Next visit, shop lift a case of beer...You've already got a built in excuse to tell the Po-Po!

bubo_fml 10

Friday 27 January 2012 9:26

When you did this, were you dressed up in a pink tu-tu like the 'meter fairy' in 'Jackass?'

5HT2A 5

Friday 27 January 2012 9:28

Lol or did someone randomly jump out from your trunk screaming pretending to be a hostage?

nathanc3433 7

Friday 27 January 2012 9:42

You should of kept that one to yourself

yuggi1 11

Friday 27 January 2012 9:45

"Oh, sweet! Someone left $20 worth of gas. Thank you, Jesus." You just made someone very happy, OP. xD

goodfella925 0

Friday 27 January 2012 9:46

Good thing you didnt forget the car....

BarDownDaily 12

Friday 27 January 2012 9:49

So how did you know how much to pay?

JAB2010 1

Friday 27 January 2012 10:13

Sometimes, people go in, give the cashier however much they want to spend on the gas, and then go pump it (prepay)..

desireev 17

Friday 27 January 2012 14:28

Where I live, there's signs everywhere at the gas stations saying 'PRE-PAY FOR YOUR GAS-----VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED.' That was convenient. I was pumping gas at the Korner Store. I could read the sign word-for-word. :)