ChevRooon
United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dr_Gip
United States
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
AbsentMindedGal
United States
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Mike
Stranded
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
GodMemory_AbsentMind
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
WhoopteeDooDoo
United States
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
sorrygranny
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
In this economy?!
Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML
stranded
United States
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Damn_her
Canada
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
casey
United States
Almost made it
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
You're stupid
funkyshit 0
pay n run! (ur doin it wrong)
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mama2b3 20
Gas is to expensive to be doing that.
StingRay1971 1
Altimerz disease get checked.
jellyD 1
It's the lack of attention to these details in life that will cause the end of civilization. Wake up, get off your phone and Focus!
Bigboned38 0
Lol idiot
orangemonkey503 0
Doesnt compare to working at a station and having some one drive off with the pump after having not paid.
Enslaved 38
Hopefully you noticed your gas tank light on before you got too far. Sounds like you have lots on your mind.
old09 11
At least you didn't accidentally drive off with the pump in car and rip off the nozzle. These are things that happen when you pump gas and don't pay attention!!
jhh0991 5
I did that once
heyred 11
More caffeine.
SlipStream93 2
Did you realize this when you got stranded at the side if the road?