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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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Gross, dude

By smells like ass - 02/08/2020 23:03

Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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Extreme dating

By umm yeah no! - 20/08/2021 13:59

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML

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HanaxD 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:12

Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?

beachycat 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:17

EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.

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sm_shelby 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:11

dump him. that's absolutely disgusting.

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 22:45

Dump him? What the ****? No... tell him you think it's disgusting and to have a shower.

time4coffee 3

Monday 25 January 2010 14:08

If he doesn't shower after that, then dump him. Ewww

pegasus77 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:11

*Says mean French joke* anyways. ewww

Nizzit2 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:10

heheh France :D

HanaxD 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:12

Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 25 January 2010 9:13

Yeah, OP, how the hell did you not notice? Surely he would've smelled or summ'n. FYL, though... That's disgusting.

trw1104 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:19

How could you not notice the smell.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:15

and u didnt notice?

beachycat 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:17

EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.

nikkers 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:19

could you not smell it?... hope you didnt go near his downstairs ewwwwwy!!

LetsKillTehJonas 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:23

That's disturbing.

kirakira333 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:25

you didn't smell anything for the three weeks you were dating?

BadPinkKitty07 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:33

that stinks. ;)

Breazy 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:36

kinky ;)

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