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Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29807) - you deserved it (4315)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by unknown - Sent from mobile version

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EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.

#6 - On 01/24/2010 at 2:17pm by beachycat

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Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?

#4 - On 01/24/2010 at 2:12pm by HanaxD

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