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Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML


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On 11/27/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Thanks (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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There's a reason the signs say 'Don't feed the animals'.

#1 - On 11/27/2009 at 8:18pm by TheSuitGuy

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guess you could say you had a shitty day? FYL

#4 - On 11/27/2009 at 8:19pm by MissGreenT

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