Health, School and Poopoo peepee: Get it done already!

Get it done already!

By yeetyeet - 06/01/2019 12:00

Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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You deserved it 1 277

By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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You deserved it 2 598

By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By DamnTornadoAlley - 30/08/2012 05:55 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

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You deserved it 2 695

By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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prncsjnlca 10

Sunday 6 January 2019 14:56

That’s what people do in bathrooms. 🤦🏼‍♀️

faifai_fml 21

Sunday 6 January 2019 15:23

I feel more sorry for the girl in the stall next to you. Pooping in public is horrible when you're a kid.

Comments

bubbat101 36

Sunday 6 January 2019 12:07

Sounds like a shitty situation for both of you.

prncsjnlca 10

Sunday 6 January 2019 14:56

That’s what people do in bathrooms. 🤦🏼‍♀️

faifai_fml 21

Sunday 6 January 2019 15:23

I feel more sorry for the girl in the stall next to you. Pooping in public is horrible when you're a kid.

julfunky 29

Sunday 6 January 2019 20:16

It’s horrible at any age.

alycion 38

Monday 7 January 2019 11:29

Even worse when someone posts about it online.

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 6 January 2019 15:34

What has happened to this site in the last few weeks? Has someone else taken it over?

swervelol 28

Sunday 6 January 2019 21:20

exactly what I've been wondering the recent FMLS have gone way down hill in quality it looks like any submission makes its way through now a days

Blunt person 16

Monday 7 January 2019 2:27

Nowadays is one word, not three.

whiskey'swino 15

Sunday 6 January 2019 16:34

Sorry you met the one girl in the span of history that never figured out how to turn food into sunshine and rainbows like the rest of us. F your life.

Jennipher Stillwell 11

Tuesday 8 January 2019 19:55

🤣🤣

samomaha 17

Sunday 6 January 2019 16:47

So what?!?

tenniemo 19

Sunday 6 January 2019 19:28

Imagine how that other girl feels! She could have not been feeling well, and the day turned horrifying when she was trapped in the bathroom during an emergency in an uncomfortable position... Then to have someone else show up while she’s already feeling vulnerable? I hope you didn’t complain out loud or anything. Poor girl.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 6 January 2019 19:53

She was in the next stall over or you were in the same stall? Quite a huge difference. I'm not sure how it's an FML if it's the former...

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 6 January 2019 23:00

What the heck do you think happens in there?????

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 7 January 2019 2:16

I think it's more of an FML for her because the urge for her to take a shit happened to strike around the same time the school had a lockdown drill. But at least it was only a drill and not a real lockdown.