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Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bill / Saturday 28 November 2009 01:48 / United States

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By alexandraa_fml | 0

#692306 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:07

They were talking about your wife. :,D

By Ninjaface | 0

#692379 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:56

Your dog is very unruly; it won't even exist when you tell it to!

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By jane99 | 0

#692305 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:05

Odd...

Cambo9000 | 0

#829271 - Saturday 6 February 2010 4:48

fight the power

omgcookeys | 15

#2942410 - Thursday 21 July 2011 2:46

maybe they sound like a dog when they get an erection...

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#692306 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:07

They were talking about your wife. :,D

LilDewd | 0

#692312 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:08

LOL

brutallyhonest24 | 0

#692321 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:11

rofl, its so simple =P

popoman | 0

#693264 - Saturday 28 November 2009 22:34

I was just going to post that comment.

sarcdude | 3

#693969 - Sunday 29 November 2009 6:03

lol nice

AnotherRandomPer | 0

#2209590 - Sunday 20 March 2011 5:20

OP got ownd

By JassyJas | 2

#692326 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:12

bahaha alexendraa! you made me literally Lol

By xoluvinshayxo | 0

#692332 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:18

#2 that was so mean! lol..

By iFerret | 0

#692334 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:18

Do you, perhaps, keep your children on a leash?

alexandraa_fml | 0

#692350 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:28

Lol win. This didnt even cross my mind.

By jchansfan | 0

#692336 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:20

Maybe you need a haircut? lolz... -bad joke- :P

By Mzzangel | 0

#692346 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:26

lmfao @ #7

By NorfolkDude | 2

#692367 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:42

You should have been like, "Where was the dog?" And they'd be like from your backyard. And you should have replied, "That's odd, my wife been in the kitchen all day." Hahah.

Shisumu | 0

#692373 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:51

Rofll.

By Cristaderzi | 0

#692371 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:49

Defintley contest it!

By Ninjaface | 0

#692379 - Saturday 28 November 2009 9:56

Your dog is very unruly; it won't even exist when you tell it to!

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