Dogs and Animals: Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have... - FML

By bill - 28/11/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 15:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

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By cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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By jam - 11/02/2012 07:03 - Australia

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2018 12:00 - United States

Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML

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By ScaryOldMan - 07/10/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I kept hearing this groan/scream for help for about an hour. I decided to call 911 to send someone to investigate. Police came, I received a $100 parking fine and another citation for improper use of 911. The noise? Just a dog howling. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 16:00

Today my auntie who helps run a HOA sent me out on a quick errand to deliver some fines. Now I know why she didn’t want to go herself. Several fines were for one guy, one very large angry guy, who let his dog trap me in the garden while he yelled at me for 5 whole minutes until I cried. FML

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By TDCC - 17/04/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML

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By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:07

They were talking about your wife. :,D

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:56

Your dog is very unruly; it won't even exist when you tell it to!

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jane99 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:05

Odd...

Cambo9000 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:48

fight the power

omgcookeys 15

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:46

maybe they sound like a dog when they get an erection...

alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:07

They were talking about your wife. :,D

LilDewd 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:08

LOL

brutallyhonest24 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:11

rofl, its so simple =P

popoman 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 22:34

I was just going to post that comment.

sarcdude 3

Sunday 29 November 2009 6:03

lol nice

AnotherRandomPer 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 5:20

OP got ownd

JassyJas 2

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:12

bahaha alexendraa! you made me literally Lol

xoluvinshayxo 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:18

#2 that was so mean! lol..

iFerret 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:18

Do you, perhaps, keep your children on a leash?

alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:28

Lol win. This didnt even cross my mind.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:20

Maybe you need a haircut? lolz... -bad joke- :P

Mzzangel 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:26

lmfao @ #7

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:42

You should have been like, "Where was the dog?" And they'd be like from your backyard. And you should have replied, "That's odd, my wife been in the kitchen all day." Hahah.

Shisumu 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:51

Rofll.

Cristaderzi 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:49

Defintley contest it!

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:56

Your dog is very unruly; it won't even exist when you tell it to!

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Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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