Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
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TJPM69 0
dude that sucks, i hate spiders sooo much
MiddleChild08 0
I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...
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Comments (111)
TJPM69 0
dude that sucks, i hate spiders sooo much
Starchild21 3
Spiders are awesome. How the hell can anyone not like them? I bet you guys would kill the spider in Charlotte's Web lol bunch of murderers __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Ajjas013 6
Now you have to deal with those suckers.
Lasagnaa 24
Why would anyone ever have a box of spiders in the first place?? Sorry OP. If I were you, I would drown my place with bug spray.
boatkicker 5
See spiders don't bother me, but this is hilarious. thank you.
OhMyGodOx 0
Ahaha, Poor Youu, I'm Majorly Exited About Halloween>> Schoolgirl ;) x
ChunAsperEndao 0
=D
ddrluna 2
I'd have shat bricks. Ewww.
etantao 0
you're a manly man!
lrb081 0
Common sense tells you that if you want something protected, put it in a protective box! I have years worth of Halloween, Christmas and Easter decorations that are in plastic boxes with snap lids and I've never had anything get in the boxes that wasn't supposed to be in the box to begin with.
f_alltheirlives 3
Wow! Thank you Martha Stewart
JohnE3 0
I laughed.
DGross 8
I thought of a certain SNL spoof about boxes and what to put in them. OP: That sucks, esp if you hate spiders
jchansfan 0
CALLING ALL SPIDER RIDERS! :D ... ... I never actually watched that show... o_O'
MiddleChild08 0
I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...
alwaysalady 0
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! How horrible! I would have had a freaking coronary, right freaking there. I had a freaking mini-stroke just reading that!
jchansfan 0
You would not last in the desert.
SimpleSimon 0
Freaking froop, dude!
Kgirl2cute 6
#11 - AGREED!!
FerrariCake 2
Spiders are more afraid of people than we are of them. Every year, millions of spiders are killed by people but barely any people are killed by spiders (and then only in remote regions... and do we really care about those people anyway?) Please, help save the spiders. Send your donation to my "help the spiders" fund. Fully tax deductible.
Books4Me 0
Thumbs up
twilightfox 3
I already help spiders dispite being afraid if them I put them in a jar and let them go free outside.
Link5794 18
If millions of spiders weren't killed by humans, then millions of humans would be killed by spiders. It's a necessary evil.
ash0158 15
4 years later... You're probably still a jerk. 'Do we care about those people anyway?' Yes...