Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
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Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
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TJPM69 0
dude that sucks, i hate spiders sooo much
MiddleChild08 0
I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...
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Comments (111)
Melephant_fml 0
Oh my god. I would have a panic attack and probably pee my pants. That is so disgusting and scary.
Fentown_fml 4
Shit, creepy!
Sapphy 0
O_O
bryannaaa 0
I hate spiders. so much, like. omg I just almost threw up while reading this. ugggh, spiders. grosss
blastvortex 4
You forgot to mention the part where you jumped onto the furniture and screamed like a girl. xD That seriously sucks, but on the other hand, how could you not tell that they were real? You really should've taken a better look. Of course, now you're going to have to put up with loads of cobwebs in regularly used parts of the house, and that's the part that really sucks the most.
ForceStrike64 0
Sleep in a glass box, the spiders are coming!
LifeInTheShadows 0
i think thats godly
Tchernov9 0
Jesus man, this is the scariest FML ever! I swear I hope that wasn't a box full of Black Widow "fake" spiders or Goliath and or Tarantulas! I swear the Goliath spider just leaped into my mind when I read this, and every second I felt like a real one was above me read to fall on me and crawl under my shirt! Kill them ASAP!!! Those little beasties are gonna reproduce, and takeover your home, every home is sheltering about 5-7 spiders, next thing you know it you have over 40 spiders!!! If I were you, I would get a bat and start wacking the entire place up, or just start splashing water all over the place to drown them, just get them out of there!
ChunAsperEndao 0
Look out behind you!!
DarchAngel 0
what you gotta do now is make a deal with the spiders, it's what i did :D
g00nie 0
oh ew >.