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Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML


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On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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lmao thats madd funny!! i had that with a craigslist posting.... :/

oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:

#1 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:10pm by theluckygirl28

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put HIS number all over popular youtube videos... ouch

#14 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:14pm by geesquared

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