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Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can't miss child support payments for your twelve year old daughter without getting a warrant. He has a daughter? We've been married for 14 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66794) - you deserved it (3451)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Ouch. Fuck your life, also fuck the 12 year-old daughter's life for having a deadbeat dad.

#6 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:13am by Muffinish

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On the next episode of Divorce Court....

#5 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:08am by allmidnighteyes

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