anon
New Zealand
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
lexiibabe
Attleboro, United States
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
KillahCam
United States
Egg mode
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
SayCheese
Prince George, Canada
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Anonymous
Cairo, Egypt
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Anonymous
Corona, United States
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
beezybees
United States
Where is it?
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Arnold Layne
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
It's always super creepy when people here post about their brothers taking their intimate items for their personal use... Like dude you're supposed to protect your sister, have you no shame?
lexred 30
You might wanna check what else is also in there!
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okokalright 15
You may want to have a long talk with him..
trulypar 34
Maybe it was a laundry mishap?!? One can always hope.
Seabass_Chan 33
Yes. Hope that he was just to uncomfortable to give it back because you're his sister.
thedukutree123 24
I use to also get my mom and sisters underwear in my laundry and would wait till they weren't home to put them back haha
caityyjaay 7
Happens all the time in my house
KK3137 31
Just make his wash it for you. After all, he's going to need to learn to wash lingerie if it's going to become a habit to wear it..
noonenoeone 22
How'd you come to the conclusion that he was wearing the lingerie? My initial reaction was along different lines...
Kobeh 13
Way to jump to conclusions
colorfulequines 6
I mean, that's not a far gone conclusion. if he'd taken just the panties of the set or something, it'd be easy to say yeah, he's jerkin it with his sisters panties. But a full set? That sounds a lot like cross dressing.
Sandsh8rk 36
He has a lot of explaining to do...
lexiieeex3 32
It's always super creepy when people here post about their brothers taking their intimate items for their personal use... Like dude you're supposed to protect your sister, have you no shame?
Tyrez 32
Well maybe he is trying to 'protect' her from having sex since that might be an uncomfortable thought for him. At least I hope so, the ideas of what else he would be doing with it grosses me out.
Kielnmsoftly 26
Why is it always the guy that's supposed to protect and do everything to make it amazing for women only to get looked at negatively whenever a single guy does something bad. I mean picture a criminal in your head. Was that a guy or a girl?
Thatissarcastic 17
Who cares whether it's sisters or brothers, you should be protective of your siblings regardless. And no one said anything about men in general. Just op's brother/ other creepy brothers.
JohnForge 13
At least he's straight?
MariaGiovanni 25
#52 he could be wearing them...
DoomedGemini 38
It shouldn't matter if he isn't straight or wearing it, the FML is him stealing the lingerie and possibly using it for perverse reasons.
lexiieeex3 32
Exactly 46
nameisname 12
You probably have not seen cousins married in Kentucky
miroku000 5
Maybe she looked really bad in it and he was protecting her by taking it from her...
lexred 30
You might wanna check what else is also in there!
Gloomzz 26
I incest he stops
Waschlappen 23
I understand that it must creep you out. I would be uncomfortable with my younger sister boring my underwear! But there might be something other behind it that disgusting incestuous feelings. I once read about a boy who would steal his sisters clothes, because he was secretly transgender, but nobody knew and he had no idea how to express it to his family. If it's something like that in your situation, I just hope that you'll be there for your brother! If not, he might just be a massive creeper.
Gloomzz 26
If its JUST lingerie, its most likely just his hormones acting up (with a slight addition of disgusting incent fetish)
Rainbow_Rhinos 23
Just because he's using her lingerie for whatever reason doesn't mean he has an incest kink. He could just like the feel or look of the lingerie, not the fact that it's his sister's. A lot of straight and gay men wear lingerie/like it on their partner, so it's not that strange.
limegreenpoopie 31
Just take it back. Don't rub his face in it :/
dutchy86 20
maybe he would like that...
Fmlsea 28
eww why would op want the lingerie back ?who know what her brother was doing with it.
GhostFox 34
Because good lingerie can run up to several hundred dollars? It isn't like semen can't be washed out, if that was even what he was doing with it. More a matter of if OP can brain bleach the memories, I suppose. They could also sell it to put toward the price of a new set.
MrPotatoFace 9
#83 "Slightly cum stained lingerie. Condition: Like new."
StupidUsername89 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How come when I comment people look and like my profile?
A07 48
That is as big a fail as any
Mauskau 36
Because that 8bit picture of a crying bum that just stabbed itself is beautiful.
confused_wandere 26
That's not what it is at all. I think it's from FNAF...