Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Egg mode
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Where is it?
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Arnold Layne
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
It's always super creepy when people here post about their brothers taking their intimate items for their personal use... Like dude you're supposed to protect your sister, have you no shame?
lexred 30
You might wanna check what else is also in there!
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kalbrek009 20
Questions for OP...Did you find the item simply "in" your brother's room (on his bed/floor) or hidden in a drawer/closet? Why were you in his room to begin with? If you're under 18...why do you have an intimate item meant for adults & lastly, are your parent ok with you having adult oriented clothing IF you are indeed under 18?
pineapple_stick 4
honestly, I'm scared for you...
MenAreFromVegas 5
What a ******* creep!!!!!! breach of privacy and theft. mutilate his cowardly ass
CasualKing21 6
How old are you?
spencer3000 9
Firstly, YAY NZ! Secondly, wtf dude?
bigrob881 5
If you take the emotional quotient out of this and look at a deeper picture. Does your brother having lingerie provide an aha moment of this makes sense in a bigger picture?
daniel271 13
I find it kinda funny its in a English country.
rakesharasu 4
you shud keep an eye on him...I think he's watching too much Game of Thrones
NewTrustIssues 5
Was expecting the location to be Arkansas
TheRiddler23 9
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