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Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37668) - you deserved it (6707)

On 04/26/2014 at 12:22am - misc - by vee2013 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You had one job!

#1 - On 04/26/2014 at 7:08am by Kamon97

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I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!

#5 - On 04/26/2014 at 7:12am by newzealand

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