Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months growing my beard and hair so I could go for the Viking look, my mom told me I look almost eerily identical to the registered sex offender who lives 2 streets away. Out come the clippers, I’m going full bald. Three months wasted FML
Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
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Top comments
SuperCasual 13
It's impossible too pull off the Walter White look.
klb9 13
I'm sure it looks good!:) Don't listen to them!
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klb9 13
I'm sure it looks good!:) Don't listen to them!
whiskeey 14
I agree! People are jerks these days
evan_7899 28
Not to be a jerk myself but I'm surprised nobody commented dick looks like a circumsised dick now.
Lebeaugars95 20
baaad segway #12
BecauseImAwesome 4
Umm idk I think if it looked good someone would have told him.
YellowKettleBell 31
Jerks are often bigger jerks than nice people are nice.
abbymackenziee 20
Don't listen to them, I'm sure they're just being douchey.
badluckross 21
Coming from someone with crazy hair here. I have a big red Jew fro that turns a very light ginger in the summer.. I've been compared to carrot top more times than I can recall and I've even been called a used Q-tip amongst other outrageous things. This fml made me chuckle with the whole "freshly circumsized penis thing" Don't take it to heart.. The "douches" #2 is referring to are probably just jealous of your new style.
SuperCasual 13
It's impossible too pull off the Walter White look.
alicexo_fml 8
Walter White is also a nerd.
R3C0V3RY101 10
You are not the one who knocks!
kewpiesuicide 29
The 'nerd look' is often just the way you present yourself with awkward body language and self esteem issues. You gotta work on the inside first and the rest will come with it ;)
Spyderbane 10
69 - I agree. I purposely gave my son a mo-hawk once and made him go to school. I told him people will only tease you unless are confidant about it then the will say it looks great.
sdroze1389 31
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CurlyQute 17
Some people are just jerks
SgtAssCheeks 21
Don't forget Walt's signature black fedora!
Qwermy 16
OP, whatever you do, don't take this advice. It may lead to you being friend-zoned and growing a neckbeard.
keirissleepy 10
or being mistaken as a brony
Kamon97 23
Your school sounds like it's full of assholes...
tiernang 21
*the world
Kamon97 23
Ok seriously who gets called names and gets made fun of from random people on the street? Use common sense people he's clearly being bullied at school >.>
chinaski7628 32
Or work. Or by his friends. Or the gym. Or any other social institution he regularly visits.
FucYoCouch 13
35, most FMLs are due to random assholes on the streets though so your argument is invalid.
Jinxsie 27
Do you even know how bullying works? It just doesn't take place in school. It can happen anywhere.
pwnman 33
Wow.. I feel like melting them with hydraulic acid!
ModernLightz 9
You mean hydrochloric acid?
MrSassypants 33
No, hydraulic acid. He wants to make sure they bounce in low riders.
jgmarines 4
Sounds like those people are dicks OP
kinky44 28
They're the REAL dicks in this situation, even if you still look like one.
Lebeaugars95 20
tell them you don't knock you're the one who kicks the door down. (breaking bad reference)