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By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By alanh69 - 26/08/2014 19:12 - United States - Woodward

Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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You deserved it 263

By Lovemynewhaircut - 10/03/2015 18:47 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

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You deserved it 3 232

Viking issues

By Anonymous - 15/09/2022 09:00

Today, after I spent 3 months growing my beard and hair so I could go for the Viking look, my mom told me I look almost eerily identical to the registered sex offender who lives 2 streets away. Out come the clippers, I’m going full bald. Three months wasted FML

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You deserved it 257

By Karin - 13/08/2011 20:29 - Germany

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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By RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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You deserved it 17 382

Looking good

By JillianJuneBug - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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You deserved it 461

Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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You deserved it 153

SuperCasual 13

Friday 21 March 2014 23:43

It's impossible too pull off the Walter White look.

klb9 13

Friday 21 March 2014 23:42

I'm sure it looks good!:) Don't listen to them!

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thecrazymancan 17

Saturday 22 March 2014 4:40

This is very much one of those times where you need to be able to not give a damn. Unfortunately not giving a damn isn't always easy.

Tinad01 12

Saturday 22 March 2014 4:41

Awwe this is terrible. I'm so sorry. You did not deserve that! Im sure it does not look that bad, they are just scum of an excuse for a human.

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 22 March 2014 4:50

Just be yourself. Loser.

ihuneiti12 9

Saturday 22 March 2014 4:56

They just must be jealous since you knock the look out of the ball park! I'm glad your enjoying yourself! enjoy!

sunshineb81 16

Saturday 22 March 2014 4:57

Bruce Willis is hot. No worries

kailarahne 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 7:05

Being a female; I would rather date a fat Bruce Willis than a Walter white any day.

JoshMohawk 11

Saturday 22 March 2014 8:05

Give your scalp a chance to tan. You'll be alright :)

fffianist 9

Saturday 22 March 2014 8:27

Say it was for the world's greatest shave in support of Leukaemia patients. Watch them shut the hell up.

AlexRen 21

Saturday 22 March 2014 9:42

So the first thing was go bald, or go home? Didn't just want a hairstyle?

fader48080 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 9:50

I would take fat Bruce Willis over Walter white

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Today, my girlfriend of four months asked me to babysit her four-year-old daughter. All went well, and she texted me to see how she was. I wanted to say “a little ornery”. My phone auto corrected ornery to horny. She didn't appreciate that her four-year-old daughter was a little horny from her boyfriend. FML

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Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML

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Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML

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Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML

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Today, I went to a book signing by my favorite writer, but I was so nervous that I forgot what I wanted to say, and ended up blurting out something completely random and embarrassing about the hat they were wearing. FML

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Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

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Viking issues

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