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Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35158) - you deserved it (4111)

On 01/23/2014 at 4:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

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Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.

#2 - On 01/24/2014 at 5:14am by drewflav

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Mistress was probably on her way..

#10 - On 01/24/2014 at 5:22am by Dewoe

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