Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
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Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
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drewflav 17
Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.
Ambient25 24
No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.
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Comments (81)
overmyer2013 9
Your dad is getting some
novapine 19
Legally, that is abuse. if you are underage, its a lot worse.
bobo_the_bear 5
Get out of the house and shovel the driveway or sidewalks.
outoftown 26
With his hands? Doubt any wood in his shorts was a shovel handle. Geez, let him get inside and dressed properly, first!
TaliaAmaraS 13
My parents used to wake me up in the middle of the night when it snowed and made my sister and I go play in it. although thankfully we got to wear snowsuits!
jvanevery 19
I'm guessing you live somewhere that it doesn't snow very often
crackpotL 33
Sounds like a nooner.
Xotoolyxo 16
A little fresh snow never hurt anyone
skittyskatbrat 19
Well, hopefully he let you right back inside; if not, consider calling the cops. That shit is not legal. If he DID let you back inside after a few seconds of freak-out, time to dress warm, go outside, and put a giant snow penis behind his car. Then come back inside and tell him some dick blocked his car into the driveway. Just make sure you can outrun him. (If you're really feeling evil, a bit of water added to the snow makes it next to impossible to remove quickly)
n3ophyt3 10
Well u have a fun to be father ... Many children are crying that their parents aint letting them out to play in snow
10showgirl 16
Drugs are bad.
enix82 5
Someone's dad wanted some private time lol