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Anonymous Washington, United States

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.

No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.

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He probably wanted to do some stuff he didn't want you to see. He's still an asshole though.

He can lock himself in the bathroom or his room...

Your dad is a dick.

Calvin? Is that you?

That's awesome. Wanna switch?

That's something you see in a vine

Ape. Their dad is an ape.

I thought it was ant

Parenting at its finest!

I think your dad wanted something without you in the house...