Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
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Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
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drewflav 17
Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.
Ambient25 24
No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.
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Comments (81)
nathann24 5
someone's planning to get laid
yerawizardlizzy 27
Why is your dad at home? Unemployed/retired?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Nevermind. He could have been at home because of snow too. Duh.
GiantMotherFukr 7
He probably had a good excuse like his mistress was coming over, or mister. I'm not here to judge.
noobienick 19
Get ready to have a new mommy
channelmonica 17
Looks like OP finally found out what her dad does when she's at school. *-* ....
DarthVader77 9
It builds character, you know :). Well, it may slso kill you, but hey: who says life is fair?
yamhall 6
No he didn't
eggy911 7
Dude.... Who cares? I've been outside in -20 or colder Celsius in spandex shorts because we had to bring wood in the house... I was out there for hours
thecrazymancan 17
How nice for you. btw what's it like losing your legs to frostbite?
eggy911 7
I still have them, I'm just not a pussy
squideth 18
Oh watch out guys we got a badass.
PYROxSYCO3 7
I do that from time to time just for fun. :3 gets the blood really flowing!