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Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44137) - you deserved it (3283)

On 12/03/2013 at 12:54pm - misc - by phonegotlostinthepark - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Track your number, since this guy is obviously too dumb to turn the thing off.

#4 - On 12/03/2013 at 5:49pm by CallMeWindSock

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Just shut off the phone. Then, he can't use it.

#3 - On 12/03/2013 at 5:48pm by Ellamare

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