Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
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Top comments
CallMeWindSock 24
Track your number, since this guy is obviously too dumb to turn the thing off.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Just shut off the phone. Then, he can't use it.
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Comments (70)
x_the_lancer_x 13
I just don't understand how people can be such dicks. I could never let myself steal a phone someone lost...
cryssycakesx3 22
you guys realize the cops aren't gonna trace a phone and find some dude that found a phones right.
Breegotcake 14
Finders keepers; losers weepers...unless you got gps tracking which most phones have. I know if you have geeksquad they will track & get it back for you.
yourlifesucksHA 14
Ima try that lmfao!!
Nvjds 12
Call the police instead of posting an FML about it
angelitared 27
What goes around, comes around. Trust me I'm the pot calling the kettle black.
winston5 6
Track the phone
Kamon97 23
People are just the biggest ***** this is why I hate humanity
plagiarismo 16
An old female friend of mine had something similar happen. At a party one night there was a huge brawl between her friends where a guy ended up punching her in the face and stealing her bag. Her phone was in the bag so she called it the next day. A guy answered so she pleaded for her stuff back. His response was nothing other than "Okay. Let me **** you and you'll get it back." Needless to say, she didn't get her stuff back.
squirtle_at_1st 3
Still better than getting into a shouting match with a huge woman about the phone you just left in the bathroom stall she just came out of and the one with the exact same case that she now claims is hers. true story. really wish it wasn't.