Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
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Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
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Top comments
CallMeWindSock 24
Track your number, since this guy is obviously too dumb to turn the thing off.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Just shut off the phone. Then, he can't use it.
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Comments (70)
worldclassrager 39
Go to your cell store deactivate the phone and then open up another account...problem solved...
Ksweety_fml 27
Lmfaoo!!!... I hope you have some money to buy you another one.
LeDaniel 9
Am I the only one that thinks she should have called the cops right away and have the phone tracked?
maxmaidment 11
If you can't find it, you can use the IMEI number to fry the phone and completely disable it.
Dobhrionn 10
If you have the IMEI number (which should be on the phones box, call your service provider and give them this to block all aceess to any network
vandeele 8
The one thing I absolutely cannot stand is a thief. Get off your cabooses and get a job you lazy pricks instead of stealing stuff, you can then buy your own! Scumbags of this earth.
maxhhh 18
Yeah! As others have said, try tracking it!
Mindy229 11
Poor guy :(
marramrammar 2
Turn tracker on! Then beat him w the phone when you find him, or you can take the noble route call the law and state he stole it( which he did)!
cathrope 10
I hope you called the cops before posting what nappened on FML, or you are an idiot.