Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
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Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
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Top comments
CallMeWindSock 24
Track your number, since this guy is obviously too dumb to turn the thing off.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Just shut off the phone. Then, he can't use it.
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Comments (70)
nick3600 22
You should track him down...and murder him
Benihana85 6
whoever this is. I will find you. and I will kill you.
ATH5622 4
Well obviously you should shut off the phone..
liaRawr 9
Sorry I laughed but I feel your pain :)
djinnyf 12
Boy I hope for him that you don't find him!!!!!
fluffycatsdad 33
The major New Zealand telcos have introduced the blacklist/shutdown thingummy now. Get in touch with your service provider ASAP and ask them about it.
TheSmartAss10 21
If its an iPhone use your friends phone or iPod and lock it then he can't even reset it and you can track it and call the cops
Solano2580 24
I don't get why people do that, thats why i configured mine to convert all it's battery life into a fully charged Ly-Ion battery remotely, if it gets taken just one flip of the switch and it basically becomes a bomb
HAOSinhumanform 15
This is why I like Google Device, it let's you erase your device and turn it off, therefore rendering it useless basically, works with tablets too!
jc1015 25
Call your service provider and have it shut down. See how funny he thinks his new iBrick is