Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

by WTF / 01/16/2013 at 2:52am / Miscellaneous

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  • She obviously hasn't been exposing them to enough radioactive waste!

    #1 - On 01/16/2013 at 10:07am by DooleyFTW

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  • Yea, I found out the other day that I am infertile.
    I bought a pet chimpanzee and raised him and everything, and WTF? He isn't turning into a human??
    Like how is this possible? I though people came from apes?

    Anyway this isn't Grow Your Own T-Rex. I bet the salesman just told her that iguanas turned into Dinosaurs to seal the deal on that 500 metre squared terrarium that the shop couldn't get rid of.

    #2 - On 01/16/2013 at 10:07am by Pleonasm

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