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Out of the mouth of babes...
By DEE - 26/07/2018 15:00
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Either you suck as a parent or your spouse has some explaining to do... Presuming you're male.
Your kid sees you everyday. How often do you get to see the gardener, maybe once a week! I bet he is an awesome kick ass person.
That just means that your daughter is an extremely thoughtful person and appreciates the gardener. Besides, she's only three. I think this is cute.
On the plus side, she probably got you some free edging or trimming, etc.
Hopefully, the gardener turns out to be a Mr. Miyagi-type and your daughter will win the karate trophy in a few years!
She just wanted to hug her father.
The gardener has usurped the throne. You must fight to reclaim what once was yours! (Maybe mow the lawn?)
She probably knows who her real father is.
"DADDY!!!"
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Either you suck as a parent or your spouse has some explaining to do... Presuming you're male.
Your kid sees you everyday. How often do you get to see the gardener, maybe once a week! I bet he is an awesome kick ass person.