Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML
by purplexangel / 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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those darn things don't have a countdown!
#2 - On 08/02/2012 at 6:38pm by xandros9
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You would be a fun friend to mess with.
#4 - On 08/02/2012 at 6:41pm by sporty1200xlr
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