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Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML


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On 07/25/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by arw - United States

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Well I hope she was at least wearing a diaper.

#1 - On 07/25/2012 at 9:58am by ScaughtieHolden

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She was probably embarrassed too. Just clean it up and remember your grandma is more important than your car.

#3 - On 07/25/2012 at 10:02am by ebonyirony

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