Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML
Constant flow
Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML
Let's get you home Grandma
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
How could you miss that?
Today, I had to piss really bad, so we stopped at a gas station. I guess I had to pee so bad that I didn't think to check the PUBLIC toilet. My mom went in after me and when she got back in the car, she asked me if I'd pooped, which I hadn't, then she told me that the seat was covered in it. Actual shit. FML
Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML
Pissed
Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML
No good deed…
Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
How soon is now?
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML
Bladder control
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
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ScaughtieHolden 11
Well I hope she was at least wearing a diaper.
cheekyterier 13
I'll bet you were pissed. That's shitty. Come at me, bro.
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Comments (118)
mrshutcherson123 3
Haha I love old people!
SmittyJA24 26
A car is only "new" once. Your car? Well.....
s0ulslack 20
God bless old people and leather.... you DO have leather seats, right?
can2012 0
U kick the bitch out?
misspulkadot24 17
Maybe she loved your car so much she wanted to mark it as her own. Quick, stand your ground! Mark your territory!
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Don't you know your supposed to make children and elderly people go to the bathroom before a long car ride.
mrnuleef 7
Nothing to break in a new car like some aged urine.
b3tazoid 5
Anyone else think of "wash it with febreeze!!!"
ultra_notorious 26
hopefully she was wearing her grampers!!!
MrsAlexander83 10
Well next time just bring those pee pee pads used for puppies when you have to take her in your car! Lesson learned for you, but I bet she's pretty embarrassed. It's not easy getting old! :(