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Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML


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On 07/07/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by Ali - United States (Hawaii)

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He was just doing his job.

#1 - On 07/07/2012 at 7:21pm by BRLHP

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Hey, think about it this way OP. The hobos that visit the junkyard or the garbage dump will have a new wardrobe! :D It's a win for them.

#2 - On 07/07/2012 at 7:21pm by linkinpark98

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