Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML

by spiderfail / 07/03/2012 at 4:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

    #6 - On 07/03/2012 at 10:24am by TheDrifter

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  • Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!

    #4 - On 07/03/2012 at 10:22am by saIty

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