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Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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On 06/18/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States

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What I'm wondering is why did you make out without brushing your teeth first?!

#2 - On 06/18/2012 at 12:59pm by Mischief109

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Maybe you should brush your teeth. Not everyone likes to be disgusting.

#3 - On 06/18/2012 at 12:59pm by EvilTwerp

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