Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
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Top comments
Mischief109 11
What I'm wondering is why did you make out without brushing your teeth first?!
EvilTwerp 12
Maybe you should brush your teeth. Not everyone likes to be disgusting.
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Comments (90)
CastielJ 6
Dentist quote:"Suck a dick, save a smile."
ImaSexyBeast143 0
Maybe if you actually brush your teeth, stuff like that won't happen.
blutigenbonbon 10
He shouldn't have to tell you that..
jackeechan 10
I didnt know kisses had a halfway point
aeronixxx 1
lol wtf
ILoveZombieBoys 13
Ewww >.
hahatofunny 20
That's kinda gross
Drosophila82 18
He needed empirical evidence
Xander1998 16
Ew gosh I don't know how you kiss someone without brushing. Before I go to hangout or on a date with my gf I brush for like 15 minutes
Annies 20
Who says she didn’t brush her teeth!? Maybe she did and her breath just stinks anyway.