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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By gag! - 10/12/2022 00:00

Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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Mischief109 11

Monday 18 June 2012 18:59

What I'm wondering is why did you make out without brushing your teeth first?!

EvilTwerp 12

Monday 18 June 2012 18:59

Maybe you should brush your teeth. Not everyone likes to be disgusting.

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rda93 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 5:53

Well no matter how great a relationship is or is going to be, brush your teeth good every morning, afternoon, and night also with a good hygiene you wouldnt have to worry about that.

CastielJ 6

Wednesday 20 June 2012 20:18

Dentist quote:"Suck a dick, save a smile."

ImaSexyBeast143 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 1:50

Maybe if you actually brush your teeth, stuff like that won't happen.

blutigenbonbon 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 1:33

He shouldn't have to tell you that..

jackeechan 10

Wednesday 27 June 2012 6:42

I didnt know kisses had a halfway point

aeronixxx 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 16:34

lol wtf

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Monday 13 August 2012 5:06

Ewww >.

hahatofunny 20

Monday 21 January 2013 2:49

That's kinda gross

Drosophila82 18

Friday 1 May 2015 21:42

He needed empirical evidence

Xander1998 16

Wednesday 19 August 2015 6:58

Ew gosh I don't know how you kiss someone without brushing. Before I go to hangout or on a date with my gf I brush for like 15 minutes

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