Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss,... - FML

By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By gag! - 10/12/2022 00:00

Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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Mischief109 11

Monday 18 June 2012 18:59

What I'm wondering is why did you make out without brushing your teeth first?!

EvilTwerp 12

Monday 18 June 2012 18:59

Maybe you should brush your teeth. Not everyone likes to be disgusting.

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TheEpicPies 15

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:16

That's disgusting!

wagonbacker9 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:27

Half way? So he kept kissing you afterward?

white_owl_74 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:56

Your nasty lmao

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:12

*you're. Sorry, it annoyed me.

jstorie95 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 5:17

Well brush your teeth!

EmoBitchRock 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 5:59

I think you should go brush your teeth, if he can tell by licking your tooth. That's just nasty. Hasn't your dentist told you, twice a day?

faisail 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 6:05

Go scrape yo teeth.

rayna19 2

Tuesday 19 June 2012 6:21

For all you people who have apparently never been in a long term relationship: you cannot always brush your teeth before kissing someone. One of the most disgusting and quickest ways to show you suck at kissing is rubbing your tongue against someone's teeth. Who does that? He needs lessons.

PrettyLady20 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 8:11

Should of brushed ur teeth lol

bassmaestro 10

Tuesday 19 June 2012 19:06

Halfway through the kiss? You guys kept going after that?

tw416 6

Tuesday 19 June 2012 21:11

Keep a tooth brush in your pocket then next time you'll be ready.

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