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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By gag! - 10/12/2022 00:00

Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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Mischief109 11

Monday 18 June 2012 18:59

What I'm wondering is why did you make out without brushing your teeth first?!

EvilTwerp 12

Monday 18 June 2012 18:59

Maybe you should brush your teeth. Not everyone likes to be disgusting.

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little_one 20

Monday 18 June 2012 19:18

You don't have a toothbrush in your hand every second of the day usually make out sessions are spontaneous. Carry gum or mints to avoid that awkward situation again.

jjames7543 13

Monday 18 June 2012 19:23

I love how everyone is paying attention to OP not brushing her teeth, but no one is pointing out the major problem: what possessed him to drag his tongue over all her teeth? Edit: even for a French kiss, that's still gross

DiruKitty18 8

Monday 18 June 2012 19:52

I was thinking the same thing, I don't know about anyone else but when im French Kissing someone I try to stay away from their teeth xD

hatesfate 6

Monday 18 June 2012 20:32

^snookie is that you?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 18 June 2012 22:48

She...looks NOTHING like Snooki.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:41

Well I happen to like exploring my fiancées mouth when kissing, cheeks, tongue and yes her teeth too.

DiruKitty18 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 14:35

Im glad I have someone to back me up because im pretty sure I look nothing like SnookiXD

forevermaddie 0

Monday 18 June 2012 19:26

WTF if I was you I'll probably be embarrassed. XD

forevermaddie 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:27

Ha yeah. But still that is just disgusting

ZBonner 3

Monday 18 June 2012 19:27

Brush then. (;

Bonzer 2

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:57

*Than

jjames7543 13

Tuesday 19 June 2012 6:41

@132: no, once again, it's then...

jjames7543 13

Tuesday 19 June 2012 8:31

@159: No, you don't judge when to use them by how the sentence sounds (although when you know the difference very well, one will sound very wrong when used incorrectly) Than is a comparative word, then is used for expressing time or a sequence

Leslier_fml 4

Monday 18 June 2012 19:32

Yeah, thats a turn off, brush them.

Kbearlove23 0

Monday 18 June 2012 19:37

Scope and those mini tooth brushes to go(:

lilysmiles143 0

Monday 18 June 2012 19:40

ewww maybe you really should so you wont be even more emabarrassed

lilysmiles143 0

Monday 18 June 2012 19:43

why halfway through the kiss though?

NIRVANA1990s 1

Monday 18 June 2012 19:43

did you actually brush them and do a terrible job or what?

bmkc4 1

Monday 18 June 2012 19:45

You should have done the same thing back to him lol

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