By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
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Mischief109 11

What I'm wondering is why did you make out without brushing your teeth first?!

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EvilTwerp 12

Maybe you should brush your teeth. Not everyone likes to be disgusting.

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couturedoll 7

Maybe you should take his advice then.

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kezzi 6

i'm just wondering how you knew it was half-way through the kiss when (i'm guessing) the rest didn't happen

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dickhead123 2

made me wanna brush mine..... ew.

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limpchick 2

I'm not sure whose more disgusting in this situation. You for not brushing or him for trying to lick them clean. I think I'm going to puke.

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Pinkfreak43 5

EW that's disgusting!! Why would he do that!?

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mariah_victoria 0

I'm gonna do that...[:

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Phustercluck 11

My gf loves it when I rub the back of her teeth/top of her mouth with the tip of my tongue. I've never been in that situation though.

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melimelz88 2

EWW...the real questions is how long as it been since OP last brushed her teeth that her boyfriend was able to feel the plaque build up with his tongue...that is friggin nasty...lady you are gross EWW!!!!!!

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nikkibabyboo 0

Yeah brush your teeth, but wtf is he doing rubbing his tongue against your teeth. He could just have you smile and not go creeper mode.

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