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Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

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Tell him he is on the naughty list! Peeking under stalls... >:

#1 - On 06/14/2012 at 6:18am by Yellow_Fish79

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I would do the exact same thing. Who would want to miss out on meeting Santa?

#2 - On 06/14/2012 at 6:19am by allblacksfan

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